Thanks to Couples Page,and the questions from FB "To help us show you a better ad, tell us what you like.", for inspiring me write this entry
Seriously, what would life be if Facebook automatically created a Family page and sent us updates.
You went on a vacation, and after a few days of bliss which made you forget FB, which alerts the FB usage collector, that they are losing their addictive power, and sends you a mail, saying FB missed you.
On these lines, imagine,
1) Son-in-law posts a photo, and gets an update from FB after a few days..
You mother-in-law is yet to like the photo. But she has liked/commented on posts, posted after yours.
Here is a suggestion of family counselors, based on your locality.
Or...
2) "We see that you are married to so-and-so, who has mom-in-law as her mother, but mom-in-law has not included in her family circle. Is there a problem brewing?
Or....
3) Wife/Girlfriend posts a foto with a new haircut.
If the spouse had girlfriend-updater app installed, would get.
"Girlfriend has new haircut. You are yet to comment on it."
If he didnt have the app, the girlfriend would get, "The person you are in relationship with hasnt commented on your new haircut. But your other friend, SO-SO=SO likes your haircut. Can we suggest you update your relationship status"
Or.....
4)Hubby updates ( a pvt msg to wifey) "Thanks to wifey, for the best pumpkin pie ever..."
But, Mommy reads this in the family page and updates
Mommy: "Have you forgotten the taste of the pies I made"
Son( a pvt msg to mommy, which wifey sees in family page) : "Mommy, i was to say
Thanks to wifey, for the best pumpkin pie ever, after mommy dearest"
Didnt finish the sentence for obvious reasons. wink wink!
Wifey : Darling, "Obviously", I cant wait to see u in person wink wink wink!!!
Son/Husband : I am out of here and deletes his Facebook account
he!he!he!
Seriously, what would life be if Facebook automatically created a Family page and sent us updates.
You went on a vacation, and after a few days of bliss which made you forget FB, which alerts the FB usage collector, that they are losing their addictive power, and sends you a mail, saying FB missed you.
On these lines, imagine,
1) Son-in-law posts a photo, and gets an update from FB after a few days..
You mother-in-law is yet to like the photo. But she has liked/commented on posts, posted after yours.
Here is a suggestion of family counselors, based on your locality.
Or...
2) "We see that you are married to so-and-so, who has mom-in-law as her mother, but mom-in-law has not included in her family circle. Is there a problem brewing?
Or....
3) Wife/Girlfriend posts a foto with a new haircut.
If the spouse had girlfriend-updater app installed, would get.
"Girlfriend has new haircut. You are yet to comment on it."
If he didnt have the app, the girlfriend would get, "The person you are in relationship with hasnt commented on your new haircut. But your other friend, SO-SO=SO likes your haircut. Can we suggest you update your relationship status"
Or.....
4)Hubby updates ( a pvt msg to wifey) "Thanks to wifey, for the best pumpkin pie ever..."
But, Mommy reads this in the family page and updates
Mommy: "Have you forgotten the taste of the pies I made"
Son( a pvt msg to mommy, which wifey sees in family page) : "Mommy, i was to say
Thanks to wifey, for the best pumpkin pie ever, after mommy dearest"
Didnt finish the sentence for obvious reasons. wink wink!
Wifey : Darling, "Obviously", I cant wait to see u in person wink wink wink!!!
Son/Husband : I am out of here and deletes his Facebook account
he!he!he!
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